Parenting a SHIT Kid?
A Sensitive. Headstrong. Intense. Tenacious kid.
You didn’t think I meant that... did you??!
You love your child, but some days you feel like you’re losing your sanity.
They roll their eyes like it’s an Olympic sport.
They talk back like they’re cross-examining you in court.
They embarrass you in public, argue about everything, and lose it over “nothing.”
You’ve tried calm talks, consequences, sticker charts—even yelling (and then feeling awful).
Nothing works.
And you’re exhausted.
You don’t need another parenting book to collect dust on your nightstand.
You need a roadmap, and a support system, that actually works for your kid.
You’re raising a SHIT kid— and they need a different approach.
That’s what the SHIT Kids Mastermind gives you.
Respectful parenting tools for the kid who doesn’t respond to anything in the parenting books.
This isn’t about changing the essence of who they are.
It’s about helping them channel all that sensitivity, headstrong energy, intensity and tenacity into healthy power that allows their innate qualities lead with strength.
So they can stay firey without burning everything around them down.
So you can stop arguing with them, and start working with them.
Inside the SHIT Kids Mastermind, you’ll:
⫸ Learn what to say when nothing works
⫸ Respond without yelling (even when they’re melting down)
⫸ Handle disrespect and backtalk with calm authority
⫸ Hold boundaries that actually stick
⫸ Stop feeling like you’re failing and start feeling confident again
The result?
A calm home, a child who is actually cooperative and the confidence to handle even the hardest moments without doubting yourself.
This isn’t another boring, pre-recorded video course where I talk at you.
This dynamic mastermind is transformational coaching, practical strategies and a non-judgmental community for parents raising intense kids.
“The disrespect was out of control….. mocking me, rolling his eyes, acting like I was the enemy. Thank you for helping me to stop taking it personally. He’s still fiery but our relationship has completely changed. This has been better than my years of therapy!”
WHAT YOU’LL GET:
⫸ Live Monthly Coaching Call
Join me on the second Thursday of each month live at 5:00pm PT / 8:00pm ET for up to 3 hours of group coaching.
Stay for the whole session or just part of it— you’ll leave with clarity, tools, and action steps.
• Focused guidance in a supportive group setting
• Ask questions, take notes, or just soak it in
• Stay as long (or short) as you want—no pressure
⫸ Real-Time Hot Seat Coaching
Bring your biggest challenges— meltdowns, defiance, bedtime battles, backtalk… and get laser-focused support.
• Personalized coaching in front of a community that gets it
• Ask your question live, or submit in advance
• Walk away with specific strategies tailored to your situation
⫸ Can’t Make It Live? You’re Covered.
Every session is recorded and delivered to your inbox so you never miss a thing.
• Full video and audio recordings
• Easy-to-search written transcripts
• Review on your own time, at your own pace
• Share with your spouse so they can join you in this work
⫸ A Monthly Theme to Anchor You
Each call centers around a parenting theme that meets you where you are— so you’re building skills bit by bit, ensuring the transformation you’re after.
• Topics like: handling disrespectful language, surviving weekends, resetting after hard days, navigating back-to-school chaos, or holding firm boundaries
• Tools to regulate your nervous system too— especially if you’re also a SHIT parent
⫸ Scripts + Language Prompts That Work
Don’t know what to say when your kid is losing it?
Unsure of how to repair after a blowup?
You will.
• Actual phrases you can use in the moment
• Language that calms, connects and holds the boundary
• No yelling, shaming, or “because I said so” required
⫸ Regulation Strategies for You and Your Kid
You’ll learn how to stay calm, even when your kid isn’t, and how to help them do the same.
• Techniques to co-regulate and de-escalate
• Tools for your nervous system and theirs
• No punishments, bribes, shame tactics or unrealistic suggestions (like waking up at 4am to meditate for 2 hours before waking the kids)
⫸ Honest Talk. Practical Solutions. No shame. No sugarcoating.
Get grounded, compassionate guidance that helps you move forward.
• We tell the truth here— even when it’s messy
• You’ll never be blamed, shamed or judged for struggling
• All tools are respectful, doable and designed for SHIT kids (and SHIT parents!)
⫸ A Judgment-Free Zone
You get to show up exactly as you are— overwhelmed, exhausted or in your pajamas.
• Camera on or off, voice on or off (it’s up to you)
• Cry, laugh, vent— this is your space to process and get support
• I promise you will not be the “worst” parent in the room… that doesn’t exist here!
⫸ Practical, Trauma-Sensitive Tools
Everything you’ll learn is rooted in research and deep respect for both you and your child.
• Based on neuroscience, attachment theory and emotional safety
• No quick fixes or rigid methods— just tools that work
• Adaptable for neurodivergent kids, highly sensitive families and blended and even divorced and/or high-conflict households
⫸ Consistent Pricing
No surprises.
Your rate is locked in as long as you stay subscribed.
Come and go as you need— this space will be here for you.
“We were drowning in pushback. Every little thing turned into an argument (or my husband bribing them.) Now the kids are actually cooperate without us yelling or bribing. Even bedtime is smoother! Thank you again, I can’t believe how much easier life feels these days. I’m sure we’ll reach out again once we hit the teenage years.”
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: What if I can’t make the calls live?
A: No sweat. You can email your question ahead of time, and I’ll still coach you during the call. You’ll still get the replay with video, audio and a full transcript.
Q: Do I have to be on camera or talk?
A: Nope. You can show up camera-off, stay muted the whole time or even listen in while folding laundry. Zero pressure. Zero judgment.
Q: Is this just more parenting theory?
A: Not at all. This is hands-on, practical coaching for the real-life chaos happening in your home. You’ll get tools, scripts, mindset shifts, and language that actually works for SHIT kids.
Q: What ages is this best for?
A: Most families in the mastermind are have kids between 4–14, but the strategies are rooted in neuroscience and relationship, not age, so they work across the board. I teach generally and then we get into your specifics during hot seat coaching.
Q: Can both parents attend?
A: Yes! One registration covers your household. You’re both welcome to join the call, or just one of you. Share the replays with each other too! Whatever works for your family.
Q: What if we have a diagnosis in the mix?
A: It’s welcome! Whether your child has ADHD, anxiety, sensory needs, ODD, PDA or just “big energy,” this mastermind is designed to support kids who don’t fit into the mold. Though no diagnosis is required, it will be respected and supported.
Q: I feel like I’m failing. Is this really for me?
A: Especially for you. This space was created for parents who are trying so hard and still feel stuck. You don’t need to do more— you need to feel less alone and have tools that actually work.
Q: What if I join and change my mind?
A: You can cancel the monthly option anytime— no strings, no guilt. The annual option is final but packed with value.
“I honestly had lost my hope. She was always in her room or walking around with her AirPods in, barely talking to me. In these last few months she’s hanging out in the kitchen again, talking about her day and even watching TV with me. Thank you for helping me get my daughter back.”
Your Investment
Monthly Membership
• Monthly live group coaching call
• Ask questions live during the call
• Submit questions in advance if you can’t make it
• Access video, audio and transcirps of every call
• No commitment, no pressure
• Cancel anytime
Price:
⫸ $99/month
Annual Membership — Best Value!
Everything in the Monthly Membership PLUS:
• Get 2 months free versus monthly membership
• Lifetime annual rate lock
• Access to recordings and transcripts of all previous sessions!
Price:
⫸ $999/year
No fine print. Just real support for the long haul.
Want even more support?
Parenting a SHIT kid isn’t only challenging once a month.
That’s why members can add on weekly on-call coaching for just $189/month.
You’ll get private access to me between mastermind calls (via voice and text messages) so when your kid melts down in the middle of Costco, or your partner questions your parenting (again), you won’t feel alone.
⫸ Ask quick questions via voice message or text
⫸ Get support in the heat of the moment
⫸ Untangle stuck dynamics in real time
⫸ Stay consistent without burning out
This is on-call, in-the-trenches support— the kind that makes the difference between spiraling and staying grounded.
Add it on (or cancel) anytime. Easy peasy.
THIS MASTERMIND IS FOR YOU IF…
⫸ You’re raising a kid who’s “too much” for gentle parenting Instagram reels
⫸ You’ve tried rewards, time-outs, color charts, consequences—none of it works
⫸ You feel like you’re either yelling or walking on eggshells (or both)
⫸ You’re exhausted from power struggles, meltdowns or bedtime battles that last longer than the Netflix show you wish you could just watch in peace
⫸ You’re sick of being told your kid needs “stricter discipline” when you know that’s not the answer
⫸ You want to stop second-guessing every decision and finally feel grounded, confident and connected
If you’ve ever cried in the pantry, googled “help me with my strong-willed child” or whispered to yourself “WTF is wrong with my kid…?!”
…you’re in the right place.
You don't need more tips.
You need tools that actually work for YOUR child.
We'll turn the SHIT in your home into sanity, humor, insight, and teamwork.
“Melissa, I don’t even recognize my girls! Their constant bickering was wearing us all down. Now they can be in their room together without snipping and each other and I’m not losing my mind trying to referee. I’ve actually been enjoying the summer with them!”
ABOUT YOUR COACH
Hi, I’m Melissa Schwartz, a parent coach who specializes in working with families raising intense, sensitive, strong-willed kids— the ones most parenting books don’t prepare you for. For more than 15 years, I’ve helped parents turn daily power struggles into opportunities for connection, trust, and growth.
I’m not just an “expert”; I live this work. As a highly sensitive person, and a member of a beautifully blended family with its own mix of strong-willed personalities, I know what it feels like to be “too much” in a world that often expects kids (and adults) to tone it down. My approach combines professional training, deep personal insight and a whole lot of compassion for both parents and children.
I’ve co-authored two books (Authentic Parenting Power and Rico the Race Car), and my practical, no-shame strategies have been featured on platforms like TalkingParents and Care.com. I created the SHIT Kids Mastermind because parents like you need more than generic parenting tips— you deserve tools that actually work, plus a supportive community that understands exactly what you’re going through.
Melissa Schwartz
Author and Coach for Highly Sensitive Families
Your child doesn’t need a perfect parent. They need a regulated, supported, imperfect one who’s learning how to show up with clarity, consistency, and compassion.
You can’t do that alone.
And you don’t have to.
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